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whos better kayden or alyssa 

alyssa is of course better than kayden , she one pumps him all the time and he cries .. she always beats him in box fights because he always dies and makes excuses KAYDEN SUCKS , ALYSSAS A GOOD PERIODT
whos better kayden or alyssa ?
alyssa is way better

kaydens a cry baby

Big kayden mack 

When kayden macalinden walks into McDonald's dressed up as a can of irn bru and Eats your big mack
Bro the big kayden mack visited yesterday
Big kayden mack by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

kayden lemming lim heng yi sai bai di bo bored smashing edition

kayden lemming lim heng yi sai bai di bo bored smashing edition will bored smashing your bored smashing
i will kayden lemming lim heng yi sai bai di bo bored smashing edition on yo lemming uwu

Kaiden Blake 

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.
Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.
Kaiden Blake by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009

Kaiden Blake 

Kaiden Blake was one of the original scene kings years back but left the internet for a long period of time. He came back and was recently recruited by Clint Catalyst (another scene king) to the Renegades Of Style with people like Audrey Kitching and Linda Strawberry. He used to write on myspace and his blogs would go to #1. He has music written and recorded by him floating around on the internet and has become a popular search on both google and youtube. He talks to all the other scene kings (Clint, Matthew Lush, Alex Evans, Chris Crocker, etc) and models as well. His hair changes more times than some people change underwear but the crazy fangirls love him for it.
SceneGirl: OMG! Did u see the new Kaiden Blake pic?
SceneBoy: no where do i get it?
SceneGirl: Google it!
Kaiden Blake by CrocoDie June 20, 2008

kaiden bowden 

A dumb puppy that gets prego with green pepper babies and beats mermaids with bats
kaiden bowden by Rizzly April 20, 2018
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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