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Kawhi Leonard 

A robot. Has to execute code "pretend human" in order to blend in, this results in him missing a shot. He was created by the lizard people. In spite of his great power and abilities, he cannot execute code, "human emotion" due to being faulty. The error in the code was a result of the realization he is in essence a God and no one is really capable of doing anything to him.
Kawhi Leonard *executes code: human laugh*
Kawhi Leonard : uh he uh heau ah he ahaha.. huh
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kawhi leonard 

He never talks, never shows emotions, but kills on the court on both ends. Nobody hates him because he is unhateable. He is arguable the best two-way player in the league. RIP Kawhi's father.
The child was so in shock his face was in Kawhi Leonard.
Other Meaning

The Kawhi Leonard for the president was extremely strong from the secret service.

Kawhi Leonard 

He is a fun guy........ Aha....... Ahah.....ah......ahah.......aha

He is also a 2 time champ but dont matter.
Kawhi leonard is a fun guy

I agree my friend

Kawahi Leonard 

Nba Champion. Illuminati member and stealth ninja.
Rarely shoes emotion and protects the world from dominating teams three peating. The only person who three peated with Lawahi on the court is the bench legend Patrick Macaw.
GS Warriors: I'mma win 3 times continuously.
Kawahi Leonard : Allow me to introduce myself
Kawahi Leonard by Monster Mahn September 11, 2019

Kawhi Leopard 

The 5th richest guy in the world. One of the best NMA players in the world
Kawhi Leopard is the goat
Kawhi Leopard has $5.3B on his account
Kawhi Leopard by Kawhi Leopard April 30, 2020

Kawi Lenard 

Famous NBA player that plays for the Los analogous clippers also know for his bland attitude and big o'l hands
wow did you see kawi lenard he played so good last night
Kawi Lenard by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023
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