karmaring
"Stop Karmaring me"
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karmacinoma
A cancer of the soul caused by a douchebag insane enough to spread bullshit news of illness and death about their loves ones; in order to pathetically evoke the sympathy of others.
karmacinoma by Tambell September 17, 2018
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Karmarang
A term used to describe the following:
1. The consequences of a negative or evil deed that seemingly come right back (like a boomerang) to cause trouble for the person.
2. Something that comes back to haunt you.
1. The consequences of a negative or evil deed that seemingly come right back (like a boomerang) to cause trouble for the person.
2. Something that comes back to haunt you.
Kramering
Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.
I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!
Kramering by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006
karrington
karringtons are really sweet and are great friends . karringtons can also be really insecure but they love their bodies . karringtons are grate with babies and younger kids . they are great wifes/ girlfriends
and if you ever meet a karrington WIFE her you will never regret it . what ever you do just don't make a karrington mad .
and if you ever meet a karrington WIFE her you will never regret it . what ever you do just don't make a karrington mad .
karrington by notgnirrak May 11, 2016
Karmacinoma
A case of cancer bestowed upon a person, by the universe, in retribution for being an asshole. The severity, prognosis, and degree of suffering endured by the deserving victim are in direct proportion to the scale and egregiousness of the victim's history of being an asshole. The majority of cases are not terminal, suggesting that universe intends these cases to be painful and expensive wake-up calls for the affected assholes. In terminal cases of Karmacinoma, it appears that the universe is unleashing its oncogenic wrath as a means of purging the most flagrant assholes from society.
Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.
Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.
Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.
Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.
Halpert: Hey, Pam, I just heard that Michael Scott was diagnosed with cancer.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.
Karmacinoma by Clark F. Kent December 6, 2019
Karrington
One day you will be walking down the street and drop your phone. They're are three kinds of people. The people who just walk right on bye. The people who pick it up and run. And Karrington's who will pick it up for you make sure it's not cracked and ask if you are okay? What kind of person do you want to be friends with? The biggest turd of them all, Karrington? Or the rude immature people who don't help out? This is what a Karrington is.
Karrington by Muffin Man riding a whale November 25, 2019
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