karlen is the most genuine kind of person. he is totally authentic and true to himself. he works hard to make everyone around him happy. he is the kind of person that would do anything for you. every time you hear his laugh, it’s impossible for it not to put you in a good mood. great lover, super witty, amazing cook, sexiest moustache, and the best person i’ve ever met. if you’re lucky enough to have one in your life, you better hold onto that shit!!!!
by therealkillua February 15, 2019
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by ak717 April 19, 2011
Get the karlen mug.A loser who twirls his pens DAMMIT way too much and later gets them jacked by a teacher and cracked in half. How freakin sad.
But, in his defense, he has sweet glasses.
But, in his defense, he has sweet glasses.
Dude, your such a Karlen
by MrMcGoogles August 16, 2009
Get the Karlen mug.An ole fashioned busybody who thinks its their job to point out their neighbors transgressions, then when you point out they are a Karen they use semantics and other made up definitions on UD to save the humiliation of being labeled a Karen. Also know as a "YadKaren".
Dang did you see Bob go at his neighbor again for the fence that was 2 inches above code?
Yeah I've talked to Bob, he is a karen denier, there is no hope but he does have cold beer
Yeah I've talked to Bob, he is a karen denier, there is no hope but he does have cold beer
by theway146 May 4, 2021
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My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.
by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018
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by not-dasbomber May 21, 2022
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Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids
Just please don't let this happen to you
Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids
Just please don't let this happen to you
You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!
(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!
(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019
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