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Kantutan 

Maria, kantutan!
Kantutan by Agonks January 3, 2021
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1. a 8.2 ft. locust that has a machine pistol, ink grenades and the ability to roll out of the way of gun fire. its screeches can bring the dead back to life. kantus' have an extremly fucked up and ugly, disgusting, just putrid face!!

2. Chelsey Clark!
Tim: omg did you see that?
Paul: no what was it?
Tim: it was a fucking kantus. RUN!!!!!

Paul: no man its just Chelsey.
Tim: Still just run.
Paul: im gonna get some soup man.
Tim: okay only if you have cream of chicken.
Paul: is chicken noodle okay?

(Chelsey walks up)
Chelsey: hi guys
Tim & Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Poof dead)
Kantus by Stokes1234567890987654321 September 8, 2010
A: Holy shit!1 Do you know who I ran into yesterday on roxbot?
B: Since you are shaking so bad, I assume it's Kalthuz.
Kalthuz by parapalazula October 5, 2020

kantutan 

is a thing use by force w/c is push & pull.
kantutan by sdfsdsdf April 3, 2004

kantutan 

ang pagtatagpo ng ng isang tite at isang puke sa kalagitnaan ng kalibugan. ito ay isang ginagawa ng magkapareha na nagmamahalan. kasalanan sa mga taong di pa kasal at biyaya naman sa mga taong naghintay ng kasal bago nagkantutan.
it is pleasurable having sex to a woman if it is first time and exciting to do with a woman who serve it hot and kinky after the wedding day.. yummy.
kantutan by kulas November 23, 2003

Kantheism 

Modern Science and the enlightening and healing powers of the Sacred Cannabis plant and other Sacred Entheogens.

Kantheistic Shamanism, known also as The Path of Ecstasy, is the world’s oldest religion. It is a religion, not of dogma, but of experience. It could no more be explained adequately with words than could love-making be explained to the inexperienced virgin. You have to “go there” to understand it in fullness.

"Shamanic ecstasy is the real "Old Time Religion," of which modern churches are but pallid evocations,” Jonathan Ott reminds us. “Shamanic, visionary ecstasy, the mysterium tremendum, the unio mystica, the eternally delightful experience of the universe as energy, is a sine qua non of religion, it is what religion is for! There is no need for faith, it is the ecstatic experience itself that gives one faith in the intrinsic unity and integrity of the universe, in ourselves as integral parts of the whole; that reveals to us the sublime majesty of our universe, and the fluctuant, scintillant, alchemical miracle that is quotidian consciousness. Any religion that requires faith and gives none, that defends against religious experiences, that promulgates the bizarre superstition that humankind is in some way separate, divorced from the rest of creation, that heals not the gaping wound between
Body and Soul, but would tear them asunder... is no religion at all!"
<Person1>: Are you religious?
<Person2>: Yeah my religion is Kantheism
<Person1>: Isn't that some stoner relgion in Amsterdam?
<Person2>: Basically, yeah.
Kantheism by Puritana September 25, 2009