kanooter valve Share definition Flag Is a made up car part so you can lie to your wife,girlfriend,side chick about your vehical breaking down. Wife: hunny why didnt you come home earlier Husband : The kanooter valve busted. kanooter valve by lilsauce September 13, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the kanooter valve mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch