Kaleia is the most nicest person when they want to be as long as you don't get on their bad side. They can help you through the toughest time and will be their for you. They are loyal,true and sometimes petty. Kaleia's are beautiful and trust worthy to anyone. Kaleia's can make a great best friend and will spoil their best friend at any COST.
A Kaleiana is someone who is independent and sometimes miscalculating. This is someone who believes in things very strongly. A Kaleiana is easily confused but knows what they are doing. Do not take a kaleiana for granted because there is more to this person than it seems, they are adventurous and more open minded than most people. They are happy people and can turn your mood around quickly.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.