kakmah

an old lady who likes to nag preferably at young boys.

Poor you, your maid is such a kakmah!

by nhwghc December 31, 2013

Karmah

This girl is literally amazing. She steps on her haters. And rides like queen. If anyone try’s to mess with her she gonna take out her AK47. And just to mention she is hella hot, sexy as hell, smart and perfect. If you see a karmah don’t even come near her unless you want you ass slapped. And to all the boys trying to get a Karmah. DONT. Karmah is an independent woman and doesn’t need a man to live a life. Don’t also worry about her. She will become a billionaire with a bazillion cars and houses when she grows up. All she need is your stupid ass out if the way.

Lily:OMG i hate karmah all the boys want her and no one car about me!!

by Udtyttfy November 4, 2020

Kalmah

Kalmah is a melodic death metal band from Oulu,Finland that formed in 1998. In less than a year after its formation, Kalmah was signed by Spinefarm Records. The word "kalmah" is Karelian and could be translated as "to the grave" or "to the death."

Kalmah is responsible for 6 studio albums, each and every single one being a masterpiece: Swamplord (2000), They Will Return (2002), Swampsong (2003), The Black Waltz (2006), For the Revolution (2008), 12 Gauge (2010). If you're a fan of the melodic death metal genre you should most definetly check this band out.

Hey there, have you heared the latest Kalmah album 12 Gauge yet?
- I did! It felt being hit by a shotgun, but in a really pleasant way!

by LaffeHond July 6, 2010

Kamahl

Kamahl is a Sri Lankan born singer in Australia infamous for having making the ladies delirious with his velvety rendition of Old Man River.
He can beat pretty much anyone in a fight.

Dude, I totally Kahmahled my girlfriend last night. IN YOUR FACE!

by Leigh December 16, 2003

Kalmah

A Finnish death metal band that kicks everyone's asses, especially Children of Bodom. Kalmah did not copy/steal music from Children of Bodom, Kalmah has actually been jamming together much longer than Children of Bodom even got a contract. Even though Children of Bodom got the record deal first, Kalmah (known as Ancestor at the time) has had many demo tapes that were recorded before Children of Bodom started producing their own albums.

Nerd: Dude Kalmah copied Children Of Bodom!!!!

Me: You know what else Kalmah copied, they copied YOUR MOM.

by Shirkey November 9, 2004

Karmah

Karmah is my bbg best girl in the world she silly

Shane Dawson: I hate karmah on god

Me: count your days fat whore

by Bbg what u do where yo mans April 30, 2022

Kalmah

Kalmah is taken from the Karelian dialect. It is a relative language to Finnish with lots of same words. This language is fading but there is still people in the Karelian area and along the border of Finland and Russia who speak it. It means "to the grave" in English.

Kalmah is a finnish Black/Death-Metal-Band

by Skolle January 29, 2004