Swedish and Norwegian slang meaning dick.
by meatie March 15, 2003
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when you like seeing your partner sleeping with another person
by your boi billy May 30, 2018
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its a very sexi dick thats really big.
Purri: How long is your kuk?
Julle: 2 Centemeters!
Purri: LOLXD GAY LOARD 27.
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South African slang for "shit".
by G-mann September 13, 2005
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The intangible essence of a individual or object that makes it positive or negative depending on the situation. There is many varieties of kuk, usually depending on the level of moisture it maintains.
"I'm wet like kuk"
by Race Bannon Jr June 22, 2009
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noun - archaic
A young and/or inexperienced surfer.

Pronounced kook

synonyms: gremmie
That little kuk just dropped in on me.
by jim bitchen February 21, 2006
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1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink
"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu
by stuart March 3, 2005
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