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kaiqris is the best fucking mutual. They help you when your feeling down and is there for you when you need to vent. They are so fucking funny man.
Haha I’m mutuals with kaiqris and your not
kaiqris by hampwr May 1, 2021
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An extremely beautiful, funny, and smart girl who doesn't always realize what people see in her. She is often outgoing and just plain awesome. You are extremely lucky to know one as you will not find another in your lifetime.
" Man, if my girl was more kairistic then we would be the perfect couple." Said Axel.
Kairis by rocketma69 April 23, 2013

Kairisti 

Name given to a beautiful, sexy girl who makes girls want to be her, and guys want to have her. She's got big green eyes, and has a big ba-donk-a-donk to go with it. She has a sassy, sarcastic ersonality, but if you aren't lameskee...she'll love you! She's the best friend any one could get wish for. She is an amazing listener, gives good advice, is easy to talk to, lightens up and mood, worships strawberry jam, and makes amazing music videos. She also favors 7-11 slurpees and nice, soft toilet paper.
Wow, did you see that beautiful Kairisti, the one with the green eyes?
Kairisti by hi i'm salt! June 14, 2010

kairisviagrapillz 

a gay ass kairi stan
person1: you know ray aka kairisviagrapillz?
person2: yeah that gay kairi fp???
person1: yeah it’s their birthday on september 5th
kairisviagrapillz by ur moms bff September 4, 2021

kairisapplesauce 

A amazing kairi fanpage😏 They make edits of kairi.. and they currently have 148 followers! They are the ceo of "PLSS" and "😭😭"
User: Hey did you see kairisapplesauce's new edit?
User: yeah! I like it😏
kairisapplesauce by Iliketoeatoopl January 3, 2021
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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