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kailanni 

Hi kailanni! This is jake.
Kailanni is very cool
kailanni by Hi…12345678910 September 23, 2021
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Kailani, the type of girl that everyone knows and loves. Shes funny, nice beautiful, and simply amazing in every way. The type of person that loves to sing, a person who is intelligent, and loves chow chows. The type of girl that cares for you, and will help you whenever u need help. Shes irresistible, almost everyone will fall for her. No matter the age, race, and gender. If u had a friend like her you wouldn't regret any moment u spend with her. Every moment , every minute, every second, is a moment you want to treasure. She is truly a special person. Unique from others. Simply amazing.
Kailani is a girl.
Kailani by Bob Porter June 29, 2017
The name kailani means the sea and sky in Hawaiian. Kailani is usually a mixed girl with some secrets in her past, Kailani is a bad bitch but she’s also a good bitch. She’s an athlete with the best body out of the normal girl. Kailani has a phat booty but not too big. She’s loyal to every man or women that is lucky to be in a relationship with her and is known by everyone. Though a Kailani has her flaws she denies the beauty she doesn’t think she has. Kailani is smart in school she’s the girl people envy and get jealous ove. A Kailanis home life is usually not the best but is still grateful and works hard to provide. She is almost a comedian and will go bat shit crazy during any event that involves her friends just to get them to laugh.Dont be fooled the good girl image she may put as her reputation is not what she is , name it she’s most likely done it, but she doesn’t show off to be cool. She’s an amazing friend and will listen to and help all of your problems. Kailani is also a secret freak in the sheets if you get her to come out of her shell you’re in for an amazing treat, she knows what she’s doing. Overall Kailani is smart, hardworking,athletic,humble,hilarious, and a lot more. Try being friends with a kailani she’ll make your day.
Girl- Is that Kailani?
Girls boyfriend- yeah she’s great

Girl- no she’s not!

Boyfriends friend- yeah she’s well fit.

Girl- omg

Girls friend - I want Kailanis’ body
Kailani by iknowdawei May 3, 2018
Kailani is the cute girl of the century, everyone wants to go out with her. There will be that one lucky guy that will go out with her and be able to say I love you to her. She tends to hang out with the boys and has a lot to say. She is cute, awesome, adorable, strong, well minded, and fine as hell! She has a great body, personality and smile. If you get the chance to go out with her stay with her!
Jock: who is that fine piece of ass over there!?
Jock: Maaan that's Kailani she is the finest girl in the world, I would do anything for that!
Kailani by About jskhhansi May 16, 2014
A unique, one-of-a-kind girl that fits the rare name. She is cute, intelligent, nice, and has a sense of humor that is amazing and rare to the female gender. She has gorgeous eyes and an even moreso smile. Will go on snowboard dates. Has a tendency to make random sounds and walk her cat on a leash.
"Damnnnnnn... who dat girl with da fine booty and face like an angel who dun passed by?"
"Bro that's Kailani"
Kailani by Uhhhhh Son November 23, 2011
If you have a friend named Kailani never let go of her . Kailani’s will always make your day when you have a bad day. And even if you get in a roast battle or fight she will make you laugh at any moment. Kailani is also smart , really beautiful, and hilarious . Kailani is really good at sports and making friends . So if your friends name is kailani just remind yourself that you are super lucky to have her in your life .
Kailani is super funny
Kailani by Dana:)10 October 19, 2019

Kailanie 

Kailanie the type of girl to step on an ant and start crying. She loves nature and has a very high pitched voice. Her voice is so high that you can get temporarily deaf for a couple seconds. It gets even worse when she tries to yell at you. Some people don't talk to her because it is "awkward" and some people don't talk to her because they are too nice. But Kailanie would do anything for her friends and loves her family. She is the best friend you could have, and almost everyone loves her.
"OMG, Kailanie is so nice! She is the best!!!"
"Really? I tried to talk to her, and it is just too awkward."
"IKR, she is so annoying I hate her
Kailanie by Xx_Tim_xX March 15, 2017
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