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when you sit down on the couch dramatically after a day of work
I kaflooped on the couch
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kaflooey 

To turn out incorrectly; to blow up unexpectedly; to cease to function or exist.
We had everything planned perfectly, then the barbeque just went kaflooey
kaflooey by Heather St.Peter June 2, 2008
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kafloobie 

When a male retracts his penis from a vagina after cumming, and his dick goes limp.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: I kafloobied man. She's definitely not calling me back.
kafloobie by KandiMeetsBuggy July 10, 2010

Kamloops 

Kamloops is not the ghetto of BC. It is the last standing city that has a proper ratio of rednecks, blue collars, shitty drivers. Prince George is the ghetto of BC.
Kamloops is nothing compared to Prince George. Where Prince George's prison smells better than their pulp mill, and prostitutes freely walk at noon.
Kamloops by L-to-the-C September 25, 2007

Kamloops 

A mid sized city in British Columbia. It is located in the province's interior desert. Kamloops is one of the interior's largest cities.
Kamloops is a sprawling city with few redeeming qualities, but it is still better than Williams Lake.
Kamloops by moonbug November 13, 2006
1) In injury after a humerous fall! 2) A loud expression of notifying someone they have been skeeted. 3) pooping yourself when you are drunk.
1) Jasons ass went Kabloop when he fell out of his window.
2) "Dude, I got waisted last night and fucked my mom." "Kabloop."
3) Last night Matt was waisted and went kabloop in his pants, again.
kabloop by ewax February 24, 2010

Kamloopsing 

Mostly for BC-Residents, to kidnap, hijack, and drive a person and leave them stranded in the city of Kamloops all alone in the dead of winter.
Dan McDonalds's an ass, we should go Kamloops him. He'd be a prime target for Kamloopsing.
Kamloopsing by DanMcDonald November 1, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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