k monster

someone who gets absolutly spangeled as fuck on ketamine disconnecting the brain from the body walking round like a zombie in the mist watchin the world turn upside down.

looking like there incredibly drunk, falling and rolling while dribbling all over the place.

k is becoming more and more common, its run wild in the free party scene and is now spilling into clubs across the country,

"today is a good day because today is a k day, infact everydays a k day...hooray for the k"

my mate ricky is such a fuckin k monster he can devour 2 grams of k in 2 lines, this is all very well apart from he's the driver.

k monster by N4TE July 17, 2006

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kmonster

a girl with boney hips who takes shit from no one. she can eat everything and probably out drink you. she acts like a guy but dresses better than most girls you can often find her dancing the night away or life. she is full of random facts and if you rub her belly, she gives better advice than buddha. she is savvy, witty, and quick like a cat.

kmonster beat my ass.
kmonster saved my life.
i wish i was kmonster.

kmonster by smonster July 28, 2006

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Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
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funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

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Ain't no use in goin back,
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jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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