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K Leaf is a special type of leaf that doesn't grow on trees but in Noah's heart (the romantic and best ship). Leaf is Jungkook and Noah is Taehyung. Yoongi and Hoseok, Hwasa and Woo Choisik are all jealous of Kleaf and Noah because they were promised that Noah would share, but he doesn't seem to want to share KLeaf at all. Not even with his former lover, Yoongi. His love for Yoongi faded as Kleaf grew in his heart.
"Hey, have you heard of that ancient couple?"
"Which one?"
"Noah and K Leaf. Apparently K Leaf is one of a kind for Noah.
K Leaf by LeafLover January 25, 2021
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Cabbage leaves dried up, shredded and rolled up to smoke. Gets you high as shit, but when you come down, hurts like motherfuck.
"Yo dawg, pass the k-leaf."

"Awww shit.. my head's banging like a jackhammer cos of that mofuckin k-leaf."
k-leaf by mjs2 May 19, 2007
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k-leafe'd 

To be in love with many girls and then when you try to have sex with them your penis will not get hard.
Man i was just trying to have sex with my girlfriend then my penis just k-leafe'd
k-leafe'd by draquafresh August 15, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012