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Justin Smith 

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Big time neck. Dumb-ass who gets unnecessarily violent for no fucking reason. Like seriously man, why the fuck did you punch me in the stomach you fucking cuck. All in all, this long neck bastard is major wanker in life and is not a very good person. Cool guy though i'm ngl.
Joe: Hey look it's Justin Smith!
Ryan: Oh hey Justin!
Justin: neckneckneckneckbasketballneckneckneckIhatemysisterneckneckneck
Joe and Ryan: wtf...
Justin Smith by Subs763 March 18, 2020
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Justin Smith 

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The biggest clout chaser in the world. May suck a dick for a juul and/or shirts with rappers shirts.
Yo that’s Justin Smith he sucked off my friend for a Tupac shirt.
Justin Smith by Steamy_nut January 3, 2019

Justin smith 

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A big fucking mamook hamood
Justin smith is a big donkey shit!
Justin smith by Jtsmith0303 November 5, 2020

Justin Wayne Smith 

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The boy I will someday marry. He is my Peter Pan, my rock, my love. The only person I need. He is the sweetest-kindest heart you will ever meet. He has a tendency to be hard on himself (but we are working through that). He is super smart, and will someday be the greatest neurosurgeon around.
Justin Wayne Smith, will you marry me?
Justin Wayne Smith by Spurlock Holmes October 30, 2013
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justin geoffrey brian smith 

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Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
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Salad Days 

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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board chow 

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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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