just shoot me 

An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.

Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.

just shoot me by ephemerae December 9, 2004

Just Fucking Shoot Me 

This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS

Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.

Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.

1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me

OR...

1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.

OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)

1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.

Just Fucking Shoot Me by ModernMan2011 December 31, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008