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jump through your ass 

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
jump through your ass by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Jump Through Your Asshole 

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026