Any guy seen on the Jumbotron at a sporting event, especially the dorky ones. Often seen sporting ridiculous headwear or a painted chest in his favorite team colors along with a line of other jumbodorks. Good for a laugh, jumbodorks only appear on the Jumbotron when a jumbobabe isn't available.
There is no way I'm painting my chest for the game; I don't want to make my Jumbotron debut looking like a jumbodork!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.