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a jujubitch is anyone who attacks you, armed with a piece of fresh fruit. be it the small but deadly raspberries.. or the ever frightful pineapple. sometimes they will flood you with fruit, if you are not careful.. they might even stick a banana down your windpipe so be EVER WATCHFUL!

people who are fruit tossers are also known as MR.
did you see that?! that guy just go killed by that jujubitch!
by WTFake May 11, 2009
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