jugtify 

when some word or statement is changed to a joke by someone it is jugtified.Using any word or statement in a funny way.Although it's literal meaning is something else.

Mom:I won't give you a single penny.
Allen:Well! I don't need a penny i need five hundred bucks.
Mom:Stop jugtifying my words.

jugtify by teendanger May 20, 2009

Justifying Bullshit 

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.

John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

Justifying Bullshit by JT.Peters April 5, 2010

Justify 

To be vindicated for a wrong done to you.

John got justified when Bill went lost his dog.
Justified is a past tense of Justify.

Justify by Smitty134 September 17, 2010

juggify 

Used when consuming large amounts of alcohol from plastic jugs in licensed venues.

Generally, the act of juggifying occurs when one wants to get as drunk as possible in the shortest time - as a result, 'juggify' is more appropriately used when there are at least 3 different types of alcohol and at least two unidentified mixers in the jug.

'It's Saturday night. Let's go somewhere and juggify - that way we'll get cheap drunk and have something convenient left over to throw up in'

'Have you seen the way Sammie juggifies??'

juggify by Oody May 19, 2006

Justify 

Justify

Justify Stitched on a patch placed on crotch area of pants

Justify by anonymous February 21, 2022

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE 

I (EYE) (AYE) Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and Y0U

UU YU YOO YOOOH!!!! have the LEFT to be HEAR.

AARON WATSON TAKAFUL , when EAST MEETS WEST .PERFECT TELEPATHY. (IT'S DOWN THERE AIREADY).

URBAN DICTIONARY MUSIC LIBRARY SEGMENT PART OF DEFINITION....(NEW SUBDIVISION ...SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI NEW FEATURE)

H(AI) H(A)I ROGER HODGSON OF SUPERTRAMP

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE I (EYE) (AYE)Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and you UU YU UOO YOOOH have the LEFT to be HEAR.

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 19, 2021

Justify 

The ability to be a total swine/moron/idiot/liar and then when discovered to whine/moan/complain and make out that its everyones problem and fault but not yours.

"My God, I cannot believe it- first he sleeps with his sister while she was passed out- and then he did a total Justify on the situation!"

"I know I stole it, but it wasn't my fault- let me Justify!"

Justify by Vezy July 5, 2008