judzz

to smoke or a marijuana

-yo u got some judzz homie
-yo im judzzing right now

by mike judz September 4, 2006

juzzied

when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.

1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."

2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"

by juzzified August 5, 2012

Juzzle

A puzzle that involves lots of jumping. Combining the words jump and puzzle

Adam: How do we get on the roof?

Bruce: We have to juzzle our way up there

by NegativeCookie February 21, 2015

Juzzin

One who who exhibits all the characteristics of white trash. Filthy life style, lack of hygiene, overcrowded family, at least five siblings, extreme ignorance, low intelligence, and dependence on welfare.

Anyone who has 3 yard cars is a Juzzin

by TotoDrake February 25, 2009

Juzzing

The act of jizzing uncontrollably (shooting sperm out of your peepee hole in an uncontrolled manner), especially to fill other people's mouths so they may not dehydrate, to water plants, or to garnish ribs.

Tony juzzed all over his ribs so he may enhance its taste.
Dude, I saved a girl's life by juzzing in her mouth.
Do not juzz in my direction, or else my dog will send so much juzz over your way.

by Pal69 March 22, 2010

juzz

Similar to jizz, but much larger.
Juzz is essentially a large scale jizz.
Busting a HUGE = juzzing.
The mess of a huge bust = juzz

It is sometimes used to describe pwnage in video games.

Rohan "Dude, did you hook up with that hot chick?"
Jason "Yeah I totally juzzed in her face while getting a BJ!"

Eheems "Man, I just juzzed on that n00b with a plasma 'nade"

by Johnny B.Goode March 17, 2008

juzz fucked

To be duped, misled or decieved into purchasing an artists CD after watching said artists amazing performance in a live setting. Upon arriving home and listening to said CD you realise that its quality is vastly inferior to the live performance and rue the fact that you are now $20 poorer and have not a CD but a rather expensive frisbee in your possession.

Alicia: "Just listened to the album we picked up at the gig last night. We just got juzz fucked."

Steve: "Damn! Damn! It strikes again!"

by MidgetPornGroove84 August 19, 2011