jude d

A boy who acts kinda stupid, but will have girls after him, especially small ones, because jude is a small person.

'Hey - look, it's Jude D.'
'And behind him is a small girl!'
'Ha ha!'

irritating small girly blonde

by drowningcat4real June 29, 2014

Jude Law'd

An expression meaning "screwed over," in light of Jude Law's recent paternity claim from wannabe-model Samantha Who? Used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of Tom Cruise's ego. Or y'know, just whenever something crap happens to you.

"Where did you park your car?"

"The Valet took care of it."

"At Burger King? Dude... you got Jude Law'd so bad."

by Laura Awesome August 5, 2009

Jude Duarte

A knife-carrying, gorgeous, ambitious mortal girl who gets the opportunity to live in Faerie. She definitely makes the best of it and uses her mortality to her advantage.

A role model for all girls.

Person 1: "I want to be like Jude Duarte!"
Person 2: "Good choice, I brought you up well."

by seaglassforever September 21, 2021

Jude Dog

A black female dog who acts as a guard dog and barks at intruders with objects such as guns.

That jude dog is an excellent pet and guard.

by idissdb December 13, 2009

jude the dude

jude the dude is an absolute dude and his only goal is to SMASH
In smash ultimate that is

Look at jude the dude, what a cuck

by b0nerman2000 February 13, 2019

Jude the Dude

A very hot attractive male who be lookin fine all da time.

Jude the Dude over there with all the ladies!

by WifeHaver69_ March 20, 2022

Jude the ddlc fanboy

Jude is the ddlc lover (doki doki literature club) he loves them bad bitches in the game and he especially loves natsuki, he also has a type and his type is pink haired anime baddies, (ram,astolfo and hakari from 100 girlfriends)

Some random fella: yo wsp jude
Jude: nothing much

Some random fella: what have you been doing?
Jude: playing ddlc

Some random fella: your sucha jude the ddlc fanboy you fucking loser

by NatsukiFanboy#2 November 13, 2025