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A sexy indivual who is beautiful , smart , funny , and amazing . Someone who is confident and doesnt care about drama.
I wish i was a Josmery !
Josmery by Jossssssy July 6, 2011
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A well rounded regular guy who likes to play games and is generally likeable and outgoing but also can be annoying at times.
Josmer is a cool guy but annoying sometimes
Josmer by PogChampBoisssss March 22, 2020

Josecarlos

The best friend you could have. The guy you always wanted but failed to get.
failed no matter how hard you tried to be his you could never be Josecarlos
Josecarlos by gabtayam October 14, 2011
A sweet loving girl who is badass sometimes and believes in GOD
Man,i have got to get me a josmely
josmely by Kathy morales June 21, 2016

Josiecel 

This is from Fishtank.live. A Josiecel Is an internet simp that will simp for someone despite that person not trying to attract simps and sometimes going out of their way to avoid simps
The Fishtank.live Reddit and Discord is full of Josiecels
Josiecel by Wake me up outside June 20, 2023
Josmel just be that nigga everyone’s bitch wants. He could easily steal your shawty but chooses not to. Don’t let him have a conversation with him or else she’s his now. Also he’s very drippy.
“Bro have you seen how easily Josmel pulls the hoes? He’s like a god.”
josmel by I’m fonem September 14, 2020
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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