josech

also jo sech and jo-sech
short for jack off desiccation
meaning the situation where one has masturbated so much that one's penis can no longer emit semen, or and one's penis has little or no moisture on the outer skin and head
true josech requires both of the above conditions

#1:
Last winter break I achieved josech three times

#2:
Samantha: (walks past the appartment buildings stairs where Mark and Alex are sitting)
Mark: fuck you you dumb cunt id rather die than touch you
Samantha: excuse me
Alex: you heard him bitch fuck you you cum slutting fuck head go to hell
Mark: id josech it up before i came if you handjobbed me
Alex: lets kill this whore
Mark: no fuck it shes not worth it lets go push coke

by BEZ you know what it is January 15, 2008

Joseph Strickland

A famous film director of the motion picture thriller, Dual Mania.

Joseph Strickland is only one of the few African American directors of suspense thrillers.

by LavaSoap August 18, 2018

Joseph Case High School

Case High School is a school in the ritzy and snooty town of Swansea, Massachusetts. Case has about 500 students that like to brag about how much better they are than people in the shitty cities close by like Fall River and New Bedford. The school does all right in SAT scores and stupid shit like that and is known for it's volleyball team and a huge sexting scandal a few years ago where most of the attention seeking girls in the school were giving our nasty nudes to any guy that would take them. Since Swansea is a ritzy town the scandal was covered up as quickly as possible and the girls given hugs and told to wait to they're older to start acting like such attention seeking hoes.

I wish I went to Joseph Case High School, it's not nearly as shitty as schools near by and the girls love to act like hoes and give out porn.

by hnoss March 6, 2017

Joseph Joestar

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.

Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo

by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017

Joseph Biden

The 46th president of the United States of America. He ran against Donald trump and won. Joseph biden was also a Democrat.

Girl 1: Joseph biden was the better choice

Girl 2: yea, trump wasn’t doing anything but evil.

by Nico.Gigi January 28, 2021

Joseph G Hamilton

When you falsey avoid the military and have no ID to prove it

Now i wouldnt want to be a Joseph G Hamilton now would it

by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022

Father Joseph

The last hit of a bowl.

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!

by FJ Himself October 3, 2013