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A guy who stays in his room all day playing video-games
That joshilo is such a low life
joshilo by Sunweaver December 24, 2015
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joshload 

a). An amount equal to the number of soft pretzels that can fit in a large garbage bag.

b). A very large amount.
"Dude, that is a joshload of pretzels!"
joshload by durnt February 15, 2010
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A really cool, hot guy who is super funny and has a huge dick.
Person 1: Damn that guy's funny
Person 2: Of course, he's a joshiro.
joshiro by smashorpassurbandictionary December 31, 2017

JoshSlowik 

The EXACT definition of the common expression "THE SHIT". With the body of a Greek God and the face that would make "Aphrodite" (goddess of Beauty) look like a hobo, Joshua Michael Slowik is without a shadow of a doubt, the SEXIEST male human being that walks this earth. The mere presence of him makes those nearest him look like angels who have just fallen from Heaven. Calling him "angelic" would be a total understatement!
-Hey, did you see JoshSlowik the other day? I still have a bro-boner from it!

-I have no idea why God would have let JoshSlowik out of heaven and come to earth. Its a bit overwhelming!
JoshSlowik by JMS #1 Fan!!! July 6, 2011

Joshload 

Another word for the semen of a person's named Josh
Xavier: I really want some joshload in my mouth
Joshload by SaucemasterXX January 20, 2022
The best Asian you know. Just kidding he's gay.
Wow look at Joshipoo, he's a really gay fellow
Joshipoo by Monkeyballs6988 May 6, 2013
its a dickhead and he like eating donutcghs
you are a joshito
joshito by madman758 January 17, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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