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joshload 

a). An amount equal to the number of soft pretzels that can fit in a large garbage bag.

b). A very large amount.
"Dude, that is a joshload of pretzels!"
joshload by durnt February 15, 2010
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A really cool, hot guy who is super funny and has a huge dick.
Person 1: Damn that guy's funny
Person 2: Of course, he's a joshiro.

JoshSlowik 

The EXACT definition of the common expression "THE SHIT". With the body of a Greek God and the face that would make "Aphrodite" (goddess of Beauty) look like a hobo, Joshua Michael Slowik is without a shadow of a doubt, the SEXIEST male human being that walks this earth. The mere presence of him makes those nearest him look like angels who have just fallen from Heaven. Calling him "angelic" would be a total understatement!
-Hey, did you see JoshSlowik the other day? I still have a bro-boner from it!

-I have no idea why God would have let JoshSlowik out of heaven and come to earth. Its a bit overwhelming!
JoshSlowik by JMS #1 Fan!!! July 6, 2011

Joshload 

Another word for the semen of a person's named Josh
Xavier: I really want some joshload in my mouth
Joshload by SaucemasterXX January 20, 2022
The best Asian you know. Just kidding he's gay.
Wow look at Joshipoo, he's a really gay fellow
Joshipoo by Monkeyballs6988 May 6, 2013
its a dickhead and he like eating donutcghs
you are a joshito
joshito by madman758 January 17, 2018