Jordan Moment

Named after it's frequency of being experienced by people named Jordan, a Jordan Moment consists of:

1. A moment that warrants an emotion such as confusion, guilt or awe. Can be used as a synonym for Bruh Moment.

2. A moment in which a person cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for no obvious reason.

1. "Oh @$%#, I didn't do my homework today. What a Jordan Moment."

2. Man 1: "Look, that guy just dropped his pencil and won't stop laughing about it."
Man 2: "Hah, he's having a Jordan Moment."

Jordan Moment by Jordanmoment January 2, 2020

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Jordan Moment

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.

"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"

Jordan Moment by jordie jo January 2, 2020

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Certified jordan moment

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.

That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment

Certified jordan moment by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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