Jordan Moment 

Named after it's frequency of being experienced by people named Jordan, a Jordan Moment consists of:

1. A moment that warrants an emotion such as confusion, guilt or awe. Can be used as a synonym for Bruh Moment.

2. A moment in which a person cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for no obvious reason.

1. "Oh @$%#, I didn't do my homework today. What a Jordan Moment."

2. Man 1: "Look, that guy just dropped his pencil and won't stop laughing about it."
Man 2: "Hah, he's having a Jordan Moment."

Jordan Moment by Jordanmoment January 2, 2020

Jordan Moment 

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.

"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"

Jordan Moment by jordie jo January 2, 2020

Certified jordan moment 

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.

That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment

Certified jordan moment by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016