Jordan (male)

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Jordan is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and hazel eyes, and sunkissed skin. May seem shy when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will fall in love in an instant. He is so funny, kind, caring, athletic, smart and just perfect! Meeting a Jordan is the best thing that will ever happen to you, it will change your life forever. His smile makes people happy from the inside and getting along with him is super easy. He loves to surf, and when talking about this passion his eyes light up and he smiles, making you feel warm and happy for ages after you’ve finished talking to him, minutes feel like hours without Jordan and he can make a group of people happy without even trying. He is the man you will want to spend the rest of your life with, any person with a Jordan in their life should feel privileged and a girlfriend of Jordan’s is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jordan (male) is the best person I’ve ever met

Jordan (male) by fairygirl81 June 8, 2018

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jordan (male)

A Jordan (male) is a sexy beast who will beat anyone in a video game contest, he will fuck up anyone who says they are better

HOLY SHIT ITS JORDAN (MALE)

jordan (male) by The_Word_Wizard August 26, 2017

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male jordan

A guy with a unusual large penis

Male jordans have a very large dick

male jordan by Male jordan October 17, 2017

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male jordan

Large dick

Male Jordan has a large dick

male jordan by Male jordan October 17, 2017

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Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!

Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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