jook

to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.

1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"

by egbertfaffer June 27, 2009

jook

A robbery, armed or otherwise, as defined in the Big L classic, "Ebonics" from the album, "The Big Picture"

Yo don't sell to these cats, the're are mad grimey, I smell a jook.

by Hank the Horker December 11, 2005

jook

The compound entity resulting from the close friendship between a jewish person and an asian person. i.e. a jew and a gook.

"Are Weinstein and Yung coming tonight?

"You mean, the jook?"

by cosmic beefcake March 29, 2010

Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

by Kadava September 25, 2003

jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

by aaaddrriiaannaa June 29, 2006

jooks

To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody

he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot

by j-ReD January 25, 2005

Jook

The action of stabbing someone.
It can be randomly claimed at any time of the day.

"Wahhhh blud you got jooked!"

by Badger Mum July 12, 2009