Jongup is a member of a South-Korean group called B.A.P Jongup has a body sculpted by the gods. He is either an idiot or a genius, but no one really knows which.

My sister: Hey so who's your bias in B.A.P?
Me: Jongup

Jongup by vbelle September 9, 2014

Jonut

The sacrilegious union of a Jaffa Cake and a Donut.

dude1 - this confection tastes just like a jaffa cake but looks like a donut?
dude2 - yes matey, its a Jonut!

Jonut by W113 May 1, 2023

Jonus Bonus

An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.

Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!

Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

jonquez

Someone who is kind loves music, Art, and sports. Jonquez make their own destiny and chooses who they really are. They do not need anyone because they show their love to the world and live by example. They make many friends and make many memories. A Jonquez does not forget anyone in their past because everyone they meet gives teaches them a lesson. A Jonquez loves really hard and cares a lot even when people are not worthy. They love themselves without any doubt. WE WERE BORN TO BE STARS!!!

A Jonquez is born to be a Star!

jonquez by Jon'quez October 17, 2019

Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

Jongus by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026