A handsome guy that typically likes brunettes with blue eyes and that are extra thicc. Usually has a big penis measuring 7-12 inches. A type of guy that will steal any girl at any given moment do to his good looks. Nickname is the Sex King.
Yo, you see that guy over there? He's definitely a Jonner.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.
by Fucboy133 December 7, 2017
Get the Jonnermug. ANATOMY: in female mammals, the passage leading from the vulva to the cervix; vagina. Synonyms: cunt, poon-trap, tightlips, poo-see, poonani.
by Mr. E. January 8, 2005
Get the b-jonnermug. Her: omg jonner bonner makes my pussy wet
Other her: omg you talk to jonner bonner too?
Her: yes do you?
Other her: yes, we should suck him dry
Her: yes!
Other her: omg you talk to jonner bonner too?
Her: yes do you?
Other her: yes, we should suck him dry
Her: yes!
by Jonas bonas November 21, 2021
Get the Jonner bonnermug. by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017
Get the Long Jonnermug. to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process
by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019
Get the Jonneringmug.