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Jon Gruden

The outline of the male genitalia within his pants (testicles in particular) that can be seen from looking at his crotch; a male camel toe
Chris: "How's my Jon Gruden?!"

Kyle: "Excellent, as usual!"

armstronging
Jon Gruden by Chowda4eva November 16, 2009
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Jon Gruden

(Adj) A man who trades everything good in his life for some pieces that might suck

(Verb) Trading Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper to playoff teams

(Noun) A man with with a terrible haircut
Mark: Hey Reggie your fired for those horrible trades

Reggie: It was all Jon Grudens fault.
Jon Gruden by RogerGoodell January 6, 2019
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