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Usually used as a name for a sex partner
Luke: guess who I jus smashed slim
Robert : who ?
Luke: jomomma bitch !

Robert: ?...
Jomomma by Sspxzz August 4, 2018
Words you can keep
latin meaning: die you freaking butt muncher.
Also means to rape that monkey jumping on top of that hot busty chick on the dance floor.
Bob- Who's that girl?
Lin- Jomomma!!
jomomma by Lin<3 October 23, 2007
The woman whom gave birth to you and/or raised you.

Also, a retarded way to say "Your mother" as a snappy comeback.
"Hey man, can I get some of jomoma's breast milk?"

"Sure dawg."

Man 1: "Hey man, you're so damn FAT!"

Man 2: "Fat Jomoma."
Jomoma by Wackles January 14, 2010
Originated in about 1983. From a Knock knock joke. About the time (your mamma) jokes started. It was in place of YO short for YOUR. Hence JO
Knock Knock...Who's there? Jo.. Jo Who? JOMAMMA.
jomamma by jomamma2 February 7, 2010

jo momma 

(jo mäma)
n.
Variant of yo mama


1.)who i took home last night; my bitch.
2.)an insult that can be used at inappropriate times:

sito- Hey dre, what character did u pick?
dre- jo mama!

3.a person who engages in sexual activity with the opposite sex often:

I was with jo mama last night!
jo momma by Dre August 28, 2003

jo momma 

I would like to fuck jo momma.
jo momma by drugger August 6, 2003
Basically it means "your mom" when the word Jomamma is said alone the reader must use his immagination as to what it means. it could mean your mom is fat or your mom is ugly.
Player 1: Your so gay
Player 2: Jomamma's gay <_<
Jomamma by Josh November 12, 2004
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