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A jovonda is headstrong. Determined and dedicated, yet caring and loving. A jovonda loves to have fun and let loose. Jovondas are poetic, artistic, and immensely fun to be around. Stunningly sexy, and also elegantly beautiful. Eloquent in speech and highly intelligent. Jovondas love to debate, even though they like to appear as if they are never wrong. Cutely conceited, great confidence. Jovondas are reliable, honest, and among other things drop dead gorgeous. Sweet, loving, nice, inviting. You know you have a jovonda if you can describe her in one word..... AMAZING!
"I wouldn't trade Jovonda for all the world."
Jovonda by chrissy & jr February 3, 2010
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A very beautiful girl who has a huge heart. She will do so much for others and never asks anything in return. She makes the best girlfriend and is very loyal. True friend, Amazing listener, never judgmental, hates liars, and passionate. she believes anything is possible and never loses hope. If you know a Jovonna you should feel very honored.
I know this amazing girl. Her name is Jovonna.
jovonna by Miss Pia2244 March 31, 2016
A rich entitled person, usually with an IQ of 3.
"mommy, someone emailed me noob again" said Jolton.
Jolton by CozThe January 31, 2022
a wise and intelligent person. very confident. won't speak on something unless know exactly what is being spoken about. respects others as others respect him. won't create a problem, but will finish it. Strives for perfections, as that is the only way to achieve greatness.
Jovon is perfect.
jovon by Conceited July 8, 2014
Jovonte is a usually a light skinned name. Always lights up the room with his smile but can always darken a room with his frown. Jovonte is unlike any man he we’ll never lie,never cheat,never hid anything from you even if he knows it might get you. This is a rare breed of men to find if you find a Jovonte you now your in for an adventure.
Jovonte well always tell you truth even if he knows it’ll hurt.
Jovonte by Tyrone nickel May 24, 2018

Jouvon Michael Kingsby 

African American artist. Known in the Los Angeles and Tustin underground as Jovi. Most known for the mural he painted on the walls of Saddam's bunker in Baghdad while he was supposed to be on guard.
for more information visit:
facebook.com/profile.php?id=675250055
bill-"Jouvon Michael Kingsby"
bob-"The mastermind?"
bill-"yeah"
Jouvon Michael Kingsby by Jouvon March 17, 2008
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