johnson family jewels 

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

johnson family jewels by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009