Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.
rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.
by ranceapanca April 22, 2009
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johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis
1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
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