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Gay Johnny 

The most gay person in the world, next to cage gay. Puts wieners in his butt
Gay Johnny by Cage gay February 10, 2020

Gay Jonny 

A little batty boi that that sucks bum at forest road who gives head for meth
Look at that gay Jonny what a crackhead
Gay Jonny by Osamaisgood1111111 February 28, 2020

johnnygasm 

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*
*watching pirates of the carribbean*...*sees johnny depp*...*johnnygasm*...o god that was good...
johnnygasm by Mollie January 18, 2004

johnnygasm 

What happens when you are with a guy named John who is the most awesome lover -makes you feel young- everything is new and exciting- like you have never experienced before-
I had a johnnygasm when I was with John last night!!!
johnnygasm by kuriouskittykat November 21, 2010

Johnnygagging 

Overcomplication of a simple phrase by using excessive wording.
"You know that animal? The one that's kind of like a horse, except not? It has like, a mayne and stripes and stuff? You know? Zebras? You know what I'm talking about? They're like little horses."

"Stop that johnnygagging!"

"quit johnnygagging!"
"don't be such a johnnygagger!"
"I hate it when you johnnygag."
Johnnygagging by BrianWilcott January 18, 2009

johnnyray 

JohnnyRay is the most sweetest guy you will ever meet full of energy out going and caring he is the perfect boyfriend but even better husband he is super protected to what is "his" and will do anything thing for his family get you a JohnnyRay and never late him go he is super intelligent witty very good with people and we'll go above and beyond to get the job done and this is why he is very successful
JohnnyRay is the best thing that ever happened too me
johnnyray by Chosovi December 6, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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