john wilkes boof

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer

Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....

by Pfunk July 12, 2017

john wilkes boof

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.

Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.

by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021