that onefucking Legend of Twitter. suspended? yes. does his legacy live on? hell yeah!
man 1 - yooo... check this out...
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).