John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.

Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?

John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011

John Egbert 

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John Egbert by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

John Egbert 

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF

"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"

John Egbert by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018

John Egbert 

A character from the webcomic Homestuck.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.

Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.

John Egbert by CuriousAuthor July 18, 2017

John Egbert 

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

John Egbert by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

Johnegberthater 

The one, the only professional John Egbert hater, idk why they hate him John Egbert is amazing. He is very dedicated to the art of “Hating John Egbert” regardless

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Johnegberthater by KARKALICIOUSS July 17, 2021

johnegberthater 

The leader of the John Egbert Haters and by far the most powerful. Anyone who comes into contact with this being of mass power will automatically despise john egbert. Those who don’t won’t last long.
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johnegberthater by FoopyXL July 30, 2021