john anthony

when you mistake someone's name for another one thats not at all like their actual name.

hey jimmy!

um..my name is maria! did you just make me into a john anthony???

john anthony by harrystylesluv August 11, 2015

John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.

John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.

John Anthony by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021

John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.

John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.

John Anthony by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021

john anthony lopez 

He's a dick and has a big one too. Yet, he is sexy as fuck and super weird in a good way. Sometimes he lies but it's okay. he has trouble finding his words and doesn't make sense half the time but that's okay too.

You know that kid making noise in the back of the room, that's him too.

Hey what do you call someone who looks good in all black, keeps to themselves, has long hair, and is hot?
Oh you mean John Anthony Lopez?
Yea there you go

john anthony lopez by pizzapastel December 11, 2017

JohnAnthony 

A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend

JohnAnthony is so cool

JohnAnthony by sexysugarman17 December 20, 2020

Johnanthonymamrakjr 

1: the worlds most amazing Father and best Friend.

2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.

3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.

(*see example: C)

A: Having a father like Johnanthonymamrakjr is an honor and a blessing.

B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr

C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"

Johnanthonymamrakjr by suzyskywalker June 10, 2011