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John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
John Anthony by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021

John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
John Anthony by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021

john anthony lopez 

He's a dick and has a big one too. Yet, he is sexy as fuck and super weird in a good way. Sometimes he lies but it's okay. he has trouble finding his words and doesn't make sense half the time but that's okay too.

You know that kid making noise in the back of the room, that's him too.
Hey what do you call someone who looks good in all black, keeps to themselves, has long hair, and is hot?
Oh you mean John Anthony Lopez?
Yea there you go
john anthony lopez by pizzapastel December 11, 2017

JohnAnthony 

A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend
JohnAnthony is so cool
JohnAnthony by sexysugarman17 December 20, 2020

Johnanthonymamrakjr 

1: the worlds most amazing Father and best Friend.

2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.

3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.

(*see example: C)
A: Having a father like Johnanthonymamrakjr is an honor and a blessing.

B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr

C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"
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square grouper

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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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