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Joffrey
Joffrey by Crustyslut November 25, 2016
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Joffrey
A strong and silent guy who is funny and smart. Hates school and being told what to do. Does chin ups like they're nothing and can kick through concrete. Is sweet to girls he likes and smooth to those who he's just gonna bang.
That really strong guy Joffrey was so sweet last night. He walked me home to make sure I was safe, and was so cute going in for a goodnight kiss.
Joffrey by higherRacer June 15, 2010
Joffrey
Small,likes soccer,short,curly blondish hair, blue eyes,moms name is usually Laura or Nancy,dads name is usually is Neil or Dave.grade 7 (French immersion ) smart. Crush name is usually Sara Georgia,kayleigh, Shea or Jackie.born in October 1-20 ,best is usually called (Alex),worst enemy is usually called Laura ,Sierra, grace ,heather ,tiffiney.likes playing (scary) music and likes listening to rap music,like bounce back, jump,ect
Joffrey by Stalkukids January 22, 2017
Joffrey Lupul
The Sexiest Hockey Player Alive!! He plays Left wing for the Toronto Maple Leafs And is Number 19! He Is Amazing!
Joffrey Lupul by Mrs. Lupul March 4, 2013
Joffrey Baratheon
Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.
He was a lil bitch too.
He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
Joffrey Baratheon by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017
Joffrey Lannister
Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,
He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son
shouldn't be king anymore.
Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.
Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son
shouldn't be king anymore.
Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.
Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
Joffrey Lannister by xIce_ April 9, 2015
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