joelda

A very rare gem; all women named Joelda are kind, passionate, caring, love romance, family(including pets) & helping others. They LOVE marriage, aim to please, and are all selfless women. Family is #1!

"Damn, Joelda is such a sweetheart and fucking HOTT!"

joelda by PeacefulGemini May 22, 2016

JoelPatrick 

A black conservative who makes conservative ideas easy to understand

Oh look another joelpatrick, trying to be black and conservative

JoelPatrick by Magalove October 18, 2018

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.

Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-

Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.

Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.

Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Joella 

Joella is a girl who is the most sweetest the most kindest and the most beautiful girl you will ever come across. Shes really funny,cute and sometimes sassy shes a good person to be around cause she would make your day so much better she knows how understand feeling any person who is with her would be the luckiest person alive.

Joella is such a queen....
Joella is one of the best friends ever

Joella by Jcl21 December 2, 2019

Joelah

A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.

Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah

Joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza July 3, 2016

joelah

the default ship name for couples that only interact with each other over text.
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent

- Hey? They're a cute couple!
-- No way they're totally a JOELAH.

joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza June 10, 2016