joe mauer 

the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.

"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"

"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."

joe mauer by mauer power haha July 7, 2006

The Joe Mauer 

After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.

A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.

The Joe Mauer by WoldA January 6, 2009