jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.

"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack

jocks you by oml.zebra June 14, 2016

suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".

Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"

suffer in your jocks by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

suffer in your jocks

sucked in.
eat shit!
you really suck!

Suffer in your jocks tosser!

suffer in your jocks by CUT THE CHEESE January 6, 2005

jock your balls 

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls

Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"

jock your balls by MorningGordon September 7, 2008

jock your pies 

1960's slang. Jock meaning "whack" and pies meaning "buttocks," this phrase translates roughly to "Hit you on the ass." More popularly known as "Fuck your ass."

Fred: "Hey Joe, wanna know what I did with your girlfriend last night?"
Joe: "Jock your pies!"

jock your pies by Lost Snowguy February 5, 2009

Jock Your Balls 

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with "Licking Your Balls".

Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"

Jock Your Balls by MorningGordon July 24, 2006

on your [jock] 

1.Refers to when a person is persuing another person with extreme effort, usually because they are attracted to them or have sexual attraction for that person.
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them

That guy was totally on your jock.
She is always on my jock.
Get off my jock.

on your [jock] by Trinity Scarf April 2, 2008