jock up
jock up by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011
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all up on my jock
The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.
"That chick we met last night was all up on my jock, yo." (That girl we met last night was shamelessly flirting with me.)
all up on my jock by Kelly McMuffin September 29, 2004
up on his jock
When a girl is all over a guy, it can be referred to as " That girl is all up on his jock" Jock meaning "dick"
Jaden: Oh my god logan is so sexy like omfg I was wanna hop on him and fuck
Logan: Bitch I got a girlfriend
Shana: Yea why are you all up on his jock
Logan: Bitch I got a girlfriend
Shana: Yea why are you all up on his jock
up on his jock by TrojanOG November 26, 2013
jockup
jockup by justajundy November 23, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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