jochman

A jochman is an absolute legend who gets mauled by a dog. He is also the best at Herpburn.

Damn that’s a real jochman there.

by Up the burn November 13, 2019

Double Jochman

Double sarcasm big mental gymnastics type beat

Damn he really pulled a double Jochman on him, he mad craze for this one...maniac

by LigmaJoeSigma December 28, 2020

JockMan

A person who does the right thing but is a douche at the same time, doing bad things for the right cause resulting in "jock-like" behaviors.

He talked smack about Pubert just to sleep with Sophia
Person 2: Wow what a total JockMan

by Neareo August 8, 2018

Jochanon

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.

I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.

by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022

joshman

a really cool guy who attracts all women (and sometimes men) around him

"hey man where did all the women go?"
"joshman just visited"

by notjoshman October 14, 2022

Jochanan

One word to describe him, hot. if you see a Jochanan make sure to not look at him directly or your eyes will burn from his beautiful commanding presence. He is second only to God. Some might say Jochanan is a superior entity to humans.

"Ah what is that bright light?"
"It must be a Jochanan"

by Ex Man Yes March 4, 2021

Joshman

A person attracted to the same sex

"Hey, did you see Joshman today?"
"Yea I heard Joshman came out recently"

by Emily11112006 August 11, 2021