jochman
jochman by Up the burn November 13, 2019
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Double Jochman
Double Jochman by LigmaJoeSigma December 28, 2020
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Jochanon
A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.
Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.
Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.
Smells really bad.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.
Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.
Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.
Smells really bad.
Jochanon by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022
joshman
joshman by notjoshman October 14, 2022
Jochanan
One word to describe him, hot. if you see a Jochanan make sure to not look at him directly or your eyes will burn from his beautiful commanding presence. He is second only to God. Some might say Jochanan is a superior entity to humans.
Jochanan by Ex Man Yes March 4, 2021
Joshman
Joshman by Emily11112006 August 11, 2021
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