Jobbe

The act of being overweight, large, fat, always eating

DAVID: Hey man, wanna go catch a movie?
JON: I can't bro! I'm Jobbing.

DAVID: Bro again!? You won't be able to walk if you keep that up!
JON: I can't stop the Jobbe!

by LARDOFATHUGE August 29, 2021

Jobbe

Jobbe is a kind of person who everyone needs in their life. He/she's the definition of perfection. He/she's a music fan too of Ariana Grande, Summer Walker, Doja Cat & SZA. It's all about good taste.

What is your name?
I'm Jobbe.
Oh so you're the definition of perfection !

by goodlinesza February 17, 2022

jobbe jansen

Also called 'sos'

Jobbe Jansen is part of the socialts!

by GarryBedrock December 1, 2017

jobby-joo

an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack

I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool

by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

Jibber Jabber

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.

“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”

by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015

Jobby Webcam

Similar to webcamming, jobby webcam is a hobby where you turn on the camera and take a jobby.

Your mum is a jobby webcammer

by Miya Balsitch February 16, 2021