jlarpy
A position where an unc be sucking on it and biting with slightly dentures out, while the guy sucking on it is also getting fisted.
jlarpy by AutocraticLeaf May 24, 2026
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jarpy
(Adj) The opposite of douche-y. Positive, genuine, and generally pleasant to be around. Other forms include jarpness and jarpitude (the potential for jarpness). Jarpness kills hipsters.
(1) The dirty hipster became less of a douche-nozzle when he burned his ironic kitten t-shirts. In time, he may even achieve a measure of jarpness.
(2) Julie is my favorite puppeteer. Her jarpy manner makes me smile.
(3) Sandra Shaw dresses like a hobo bride, but her jarpy weather-girl persona makes you forget the thrift store chic.
(2) Julie is my favorite puppeteer. Her jarpy manner makes me smile.
(3) Sandra Shaw dresses like a hobo bride, but her jarpy weather-girl persona makes you forget the thrift store chic.
jarpy by LexLuthier November 23, 2010
jlarper
Someone who larps as a Japanese person.
Can be someone who has their (non-Japanese) nationality public, but acts as if they were Japanese.
Can be someone who has their (non-Japanese) nationality public, but acts as if they were Japanese.
Guy A: Did you hear about that bunny V-Tuber hating on Westerners? Kind of hypocritical given she's a brit...
Guy B: It's no surprise. She's a jlarper.
Guy B: It's no surprise. She's a jlarper.
jlarper by zipdotfile October 9, 2023
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