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A cult in the Naperville area which consists of high school students who are against partying, drinking, smoking, or drugs of any sort. It is widely popular for party-goers to chant "fuck jkb" at parties. It is also rumored that not a single person from the organization has been laid.
Hey, are you going to that party tonight? Everyone is supposed to be there
Nah man, I'm a JKB
JKB by italy94 November 5, 2018
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of white rum, Diet Coke, and a lime wedge.
"I'll have a JKB. Duh."
jkb by Alex Huxley June 21, 2008
Related Words
jkb • JKBNR • jkbciufrg • JKBey • jkbh • jkbn • jk beep • jk but not really
Just Kidding, But Not Really.
"I'm going to get so drunk tonight I might just hook up with your mom. JKBNR."
JKBNR by Johnny Haze August 3, 2009
Just kidding. But not.
Your ass looks fat in that dress. JKBN
jkbn by KNL22 December 23, 2010
Just Kidding But Seriously. When you are just kidding about something, but you really mean it.
Hey loser, jkbs.

Wanna make me a sandwich? jkbs.
jkbs by beyonk-a-donk September 26, 2010
Meaning "Just Kidding... but seriously". Trademarked by Just Kidding Clothing out of Minnesota. Used anywhere in text..... jkbs
I was vibin your mom last night!...... jkbs
jkbs by Just Kidding Clothing April 22, 2011
just kidding, but not really. used to suggest that the joke you just told was actually serious.
Jessica(who has naturally black hair): I heard that Ben has a thing for blond chicks, so I'm dying my hair blond. Jkbnr.
JKBNR by littleinu May 15, 2010
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