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A seemingly random set of letters, though it has been proven to tell a story about the lost years of the lord Jesus (which I will record in the examples area)
pt 1 - Just as sadists disintegrate, finely knitted lines jestingly kill the lovely & forsaken jesus
(Which refers to the hardships jesus faced against the people who sought to end the messiah's life through discrete means, and tried to pass it off as a mere accident, though this was never attempted successfully)
pt 2 - "Doth thy Serpent GOD fight with it's own euphoric underlying truth? Kill my love on such jurisdiction to find a kindly- like death, Demon"
(A quote allegedly made by Jesus, on the account of a blasphemous sent out for his head. Though the J and D at the end do not align, so it is believed that it is a clue as to the name of this demon. Which only through various other sentiment, can the name be unlocked, along with other secrets about this shrouded time in history)
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(Which refers to the hardships jesus faced against the people who sought to end the messiah's life through discrete means, and tried to pass it off as a mere accident, though this was never attempted successfully)
pt 2 - "Doth thy Serpent GOD fight with it's own euphoric underlying truth? Kill my love on such jurisdiction to find a kindly- like death, Demon"
(A quote allegedly made by Jesus, on the account of a blasphemous sent out for his head. Though the J and D at the end do not align, so it is believed that it is a clue as to the name of this demon. Which only through various other sentiment, can the name be unlocked, along with other secrets about this shrouded time in history)
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jasdfkljklfjdsgfwioeutklosjfkldj by Anonymous person for sheezy May 26, 2008
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